its ya boy

im bo ° they/them please

badpearl:

masterbeckford:

Queen Beyoncé 🐝.. 2017 Grammys

steven universe foretold Beyoncé

love-takes-work:

The Garnet head pat. Not just for Steven anymore.

chill-itscool:

idk what’s going on but I’m here for it

(Source: chalch)

hobbitkaiju:

OH MY GOD ITS TEENY TINY LITTLE LEGS AND WINGS

(Source: kthova)

sugarstarblast:

(ノ^o^)ノ☆

babylonian:

wait a second

????????????????????

(Source: twitter.com)

namelesswarning:

So I looked up a mini golf place nearby and I guess they’re only open for 30 minutes in the dead of night on Thursdays only.

jammespotter:

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

wichotokoyami:

dreamingandgaming:

klefable:

WHO IS RUNNING THESE TWITTERS

IT GOT BETTER

It got even better

@starstruck-steven

moon-boat:

earth-tooth:

gaysonic:

gaysonic:

bizarrodf:

gaysonic:

this must be the smallest motorcycle ever considering shadow is 3 ft tall 

they sell these at toys r us for 100$ each and they run on d batteries

this is probably what he’s driving tbh

HHHSHHSSBAJNSAGSHWHWG

hHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@starstruck-steven

tyrannosaurus-rex:

magearna:

notreblogs:

chefpyro:

i’m having a stroke

can somebody caption this for me

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate

ooyama:

🐶animals🐶

colourofoctober:

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

Originally posted by the-reactiongifs

(Source: colourofoctober)

daxdraws:

tears… of laughter!

daxdraws:

let veggie head say fuck